I miss Italy now that it's summer and I'm graduated.  Why did all the men have to be smarmy and greasy?  I would have stayed if one of them had taken me.

I mean, it had walls covered in vines and was all "Secret Garden" like and behind those doors was usually wine.  It was great.

This man was not smarmy or greasy, but he was too old for me, and I'm allergic to cats.